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Davian Dent, raconteur, bon-viveur and self proclaimed libertine of the podcast world invites you to turn, tune in and drop off...

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Episode 6: 'Piano Cakes'

08-02-2013 (49.36 MB)

And now, the end is near
This is the last, in this first series
I’ve tried to make you laugh
Not make you cry, like The Royal & Doodall
The Rigid Fist once said
in drunken voice
“Oh fuck me sideways!”
And more, much more than this
The Bitter Sound‘s way

Regrets? I’ve had a few
But most of those, were down to whiskey
I did what I had to do, like stealing ideas, from the great Chris Morris
You cunts, I’m not impressed, to reinstall iTunes
And Bonn & Obo said, ‘stop being so gay’

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
Those Doghouse Bastards were all you could choose
But through it all, when there was doubt
I Dirty Kong‘d, but spat them out
I’ve heard them all, and thought them balls, till I found DHead

I’ve laughed, Tom Beavis cried
Ed Wallick said, don’t quit your daycast
Travis Clark, you bearded twat, go get a shave, you fucking muppet
To think I did all that
And may I say, I love Gee & Jay
and just, like Succotash, I did it my way!


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Duration: 53:37 m - Filetype: mp3 (128 kbps 44100 Hz)